- Barba?
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Yes - we take the sideburns?
- The thinning a bit, 'but not to tip. Featured
, posters of male headgear seventies restrict the view of the ring of 29 and 30. And an old transistor radio, tuned to a commercial station, reflects the rhythm of the comb and scissors. Today, the Barber of cones
Zugna is breezy sea green shirt, mustache and bald. The friend, sat and waited his turn, he wears a parure gold (ring, chain and crucifix) and black pants, with the line, raised above the knees to show sock. The barber turns to his friend in the mirror:
- The second does not eat anything. The port out to a pizzeria, and half of his pizza makes me eat me. Last time we went out to dinner with her friend that it paid well. I wanted to offer but declined. All the money I spent with the first, I've recovered from this one.
- The first means that ate: appetizer, first, second. He liked it.
"this instead. Every now and then is heard, fuck and disappears. Then he calls me and tells me that without me you can not stand.
"The first made me stoned, I did everything I wanted. I do not know what made me.
"With these we do?" He says.
- The shortened a little, 'but not to tip. These I cut with scissors, but only the hair coarse - I answered him with my usual mania sideburns.
- Oh, but tonight I am going to dance in Melzo, - says the barber friend. - You did you go to Melzo? I've seen. Tonight I'm going to know. And you come Melzo? With your wife.
- No, - replied the friend. I'm going to dance alone. I do not like to go together. I must go there to dance alone.
resumed the barber
- At first he liked to dance. To this are not. Every now and then disappears.
"Then calls me and tells me that's not even crying. Trumpet and nothing else. "
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Meanwhile the radio no damage The triangle of Renato Zero.
- After Shave? Cream? - The Barber pauses, then repeats - Cream? Aftershave?
- Cream - I tell him.
- And where do you go on vacation? - Asks his friend, nonprofit.
- I had to go on the road with the first, then it turned around.
"The second I always ask me ports in Sicily? Take me to Sicily? "
- Then there is my new friend. I said to him: See that of my home in Sicily, we sleep together.
"And what do I do?, Before I go to her friend and believe it is my girlfriend.
"Then, after twenty days I go with the second, and in all accuminciano country.
"My relatives. Now let's see. "
The phone rings. The barber puts his hand with scissors and comb behind the lower back. With the other lifting the handset.
- Hello? Cia. Come dance tonight?
"Perhaps it is also my brother in law with my sister.
"A Melzo.
"Here I still for an hour, an hour and a half.
"to take you up around nine. CIA. "
The friend was just sitting in front of the mirror. I with palm of my hand straight face.
- How much I owe? - Ask the barber.
- € 7, - he says, and admits
- I do not know what made me. I feel like an idiot. Manco a child.
"The first. I did cheat and I do not understand anything. CIA. "
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